partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far

(via a-coupleof-stuff)


intertnet:

is there a scholarship for trying

(via a-coupleof-stuff)


blk0912:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

Needed this today

(via a-coupleof-stuff)


unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

(via a-coupleof-stuff)




memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

(via mytwistedlittletale)


secretpolice-carnation:

artofadesignermind:

Town designed to look like a drought burdened desert

that is stealthy as fuck imagine looking down on that shit from an airplane you would never know there was a fucking city down there

secretpolice-carnation:

artofadesignermind:

Town designed to look like a drought burdened desert

that is stealthy as fuck imagine looking down on that shit from an airplane you would never know there was a fucking city down there

(via alahea)


Tear gas

torisoulphoenix:

avoidgettingread:

Do not wear contact lenses if you are in a situation where you may be tear-gassed.  When I went through basic training, we were warned that there was a possibility the tear gas they were using could melt contact lenses.

BOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!

(via effigyemporium)


ikeiks:

The art of Gustavo Silva Nuñez

(via milsto)


ifonlywewereamoungstfriends:

deathcabforkehan:

shipwreckedatseaa:

jakehellrose:

gnarville:

Proof that Bill Murray really is the most interesting man in the world.

That’s why I love this guy.

bill fuckin murray

my hero

(via effigyemporium)


sluttybang:

British television at its finest

(via im-poonjabi)


renkos:

ma’m will you please stop breakdancing we are trying to deliver your baby

(via im-poonjabi)


Everything is temporary.
3 words that completely changed my life once I fully accepted them  (via bl-ossomed)

(via im-poonjabi)


askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard

(via im-poonjabi)